New Alphabet

• A's for arthritis;
• B's the bad back,
• C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?
• D is for dental decay and decline,
• E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
• F is for fissures and fluid retention,
• G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
• High blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
• I for incisions with scars you can show.
• J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
• K is for knees that crack when they bend.
• L 'S for libido, what happened to sex?
• M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
• N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
• O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!
• P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
• Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
• R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
• S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
• T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
• U is for urinary; troubles with flow;
• V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.
• W for worry, now what's going 'round?
• X is for X ray, and what might be found.
• Y for another year I'm left here behind,
• Z is for zest I still have-- but only in my mind!